Hi, this is Jenna lane with a live, on scene report regarding our struggle against the demonic forces occupying our planet.
Whether it's a felbore or a nexus shard, bad shit is pouring through that infernal gate like a leaking cooling tower in Fukishima - Bad shit is going down -
Now with all this bad shit around and many many areas completely cut off from any form of remotely possible safety, exploring teams and deathsquads* often find themselves in disagreement to what the worst possible things could be.
(* The hunter faction denies the existence of these deathsquads and any further legal liability is hereby void regarding the contents of this article)
Some fear the simple zombie for it's endless numbers, others fear the soul drinkers for their lethal way of sneaking up on unwary adventurers.
What about you? What do you think is the worst fucking thing ever to walked the earth as it is now, barring you from your own sanity and eventually making you rage like the mighty thor himself at these abominations.
"For me, it's those little jumpy cocksuckers. You know, those assholes that show up in large numbers, infect you with god knows what and commit suicide afterwards."
"I'm talking of course, about the <Mandatory censorship> known as plague jumpers... or shard skimmers... or firesnaps... The list goes on. And on... And i find myself carrying a thermo cannon just so i have a big fuck you if they decide to show up in the area i'm about to enter." ~Cyriel
Here's what 314 had to say about these little menaces.
"Oh i'm supposed to talk into this thing? Gee how nice of you not to supply me with a more sensible form of communication. I'm sure the demon attached to my FACE is going to be thrilled having to stay so close to electrical equipment. You know what, I'll just go find these little buggers and see if they want some tea... Maybe some crumpets too"
How about the rest of you? How does the templar faction and cabalist faction handle these pests ? Or is something else bothering you more? Could it be the dreaded Frozen horror or the Orbiles with their festering appendages ?
