self report thread

[thegreatcthulhu]

POWER and internet?

jesus dude, why?

Cthulhu would have to go even further out of character in order to explain.

[hukhuk]

cant you like ... produce electricity by rubbing your twisted, madness inducing pubes or something?
i thought you were imprisoned in R'lyeh and forced to power the whole city?
with wet dreams?

[Rawmeat]

The Outer Gods rule the universe and have little to do with humanity. Humans meddling with these entities usually end up mad or dead 

[Bryan]

yep. that are the rules

I up-voted you for this. An easy way to annoy Lex and Bryan.

Let the games begin.

Grr,you shall be reported for devilish schemes of utter irritation.

*upvotes Huk and Penny*

Also,in compliance with the thread's rules,I wish to report myself for uninhibited abuse of power,as Greeks are well renowned for.
Ah,stereotypes are osom self-report material.

[pennywise1]

yep. that are the rules

I up-voted you for this. An easy way to annoy Lex and Bryan.

Let the games begin.

Grr,you shall be reported for devilish schemes of utter irritation.

*upvotes Huk and Penny*

Also,in compliance with the thread's rules,I wish to report myself for uninhibited abuse of power,as Greeks are well renowned for.
Ah,stereotypes are osom self-report material.

So... Anyone else think Cthulhu is getting ready to break his keyboard yet?... Or does he even use a keyboard?... I guess everything he wished to say he could just think and the words would show up... For a creature that is supposed to be so terrifying he is actually pretty friendly...

[hukhuk]

well, i think he just plugs a male/female usb cord extension cable up his butt and... oh,  nvm

[Bryan]

Cthulhu has no butt,and consequently no butthole in which to stick cords.He said so Himself.

Steam can suck my ass 

Cthulhu seconds that notion... although Cthulhu would preferably change the wording... since Cthulhu has more sensible notions than having an entity inhale something out of a hole that Cthulhu does not possess.

I believe Cthulhu has giant humanwheels that provide Him with the power to project thought on the Internets.Humanwheels are like hamster wheels,only with humans running in there.Butt-naked most likely,so that Cthulhu can get freaky with the pretty ones and then pretend to not know why His internet went down.

He drives a Fiat Apocalypso that does 5000 miles to the soul,which He daily drives to the Underworld and back.There,after extracting His daily toll from Kate Beckinsale,He proceeds to choose the souls which will be consumed in His reservoir the next day.
It is believed His only weakness is actually Kate Beckinsale,whose presence He cannot endure in length,lest hints of affection show and His power is tainted.

He is even believed to have bound Sydonai to a desolate rock,and each day He consumes his liver.During the night,his liver regenerates so that Cthulhu can feast on it again.
Legend has it that a brave Templar will one day redeem Sydonai from his endless torment.Said Templar will have to be a pretty young butt-naked female Templar running in His Internet-powering humanwheels,so she can sneak on Him when His guard is down.
Or was it underpants...The translation is a bit tricky.

[hukhuk]

hello

[NiteHawk]

Not amused.

Continue this BS, and I'll start "rewarding" you with 48 hour bans and up...

Regards, NiteHawk

[hukhuk]

you must be fun at parties

[NiteHawk]

And you're the one who can't restrain himself from / still thinks it funny to leave the party, ring the doorbell and pull off some lame "Knock, knock - Who's there" joke?

I really don't mind your other antics, and usually just giggle (or shrug) at them. But I'll draw a line in the sand here. If you insist on abusing the report function to

annoy the mods

you'll end up exactly with what you asked for - i.e. people getting mad at you.

It's tedious enough to keep the forum running and follow it day by day. So please stop being the self-report attention whore. I think that's a reasonable expectation, and hope I made absolutely clear that I won't tolerate this.

Regards, NiteHawk

[hukhuk]

oh get off your high horse. i just try to get people to talk on a now pretty barren forum.

if you cant take a simple joke and get this salty about it you might want to rethink your mod position. especially if you find it that taxing to even keep following the forum day to day.

and dont call me whore.

[Rawmeat]

 

[RedChaos]

So... Anyone else think Cthulhu is getting ready to break his keyboard yet?... Or does he even use a keyboard?... I guess everything he wished to say he could just think and the words would show up... For a creature that is supposed to be so terrifying he is actually pretty friendly...

and you don't find that the least bit terrifying. that fact has kept me up many night. what is that about the friendly ones? that their neighbors never suspected they would do that.

how far away would he have to be before he wasn't a neighbor? i think i need to move a few universes over. i just hope the big bad there is properly rude and inconsiderate.

[Rawmeat]

Screw you photocrapit